Below are the 14 most recent journal entries recorded in nomercyvideo's LiveJournal:

Thursday, July 10th, 2008
5:11 pm	You are wanting? 4:50:28 PM TryxieFyrecraker:  Why Do Not Rich ? Sometime You Want Rich You Can Not Do, But We CanWorld-4-Profits.info 4:50:37 PM TryxieFyrecraker: don't click, just reead the stupidness 4:51:06 PM admin: That makes total sense 4:51:16 PM admin: I can want Rich always 4:51:25 PM TryxieFyrecraker: then you can have rich 4:51:26 PM TryxieFyrecraker: fine 4:51:42 PM admin: I am for giving rich to you after i rich sometime maybe? 4:51:57 PM TryxieFyrecraker: i suppose why not 4:52:27 PM admin: For I can get Plane for driving and take rich to big house dinner time. 4:53:09 PM admin: Steak you bring? For eating, possibly? 4:53:31 PM admin: GOOD GIVING!!!!.111!!!! 4:53:32 PM TryxieFyrecraker: possibly 4:53:55 PM admin: I can wanting toilet for use. 4:54:08 PM TryxieFyrecraker: mmhm 4:54:18 PM admin: You not be going for small time yes. 4:54:34 PM TryxieFyrecraker: meh 4:55:01 PM admin: you have forgotten skill of wording? 4:55:17 PM admin: Take class for better wording to me. 4:56:14 PM admin: You are english of language? 4:56:41 PM TryxieFyrecraker: no 4:56:58 PM TryxieFyrecraker: you can has english lessons online 4:57:11 PM admin: for where line do stand? 4:57:19 PM TryxieFyrecraker: no where 4:58:39 PM admin: The, how a, lessons to come in me? 5:03:53 PM TryxieFyrecraker: yes (Comment on this)
Saturday, March 22nd, 2008
2:09 am	HES DEAD JIM EEWLARCEN: Looks like its just gonna be me tomorrow RoccoB64: Oh yeah? RoccoB64: What happened to Trizz? EEWLARCEN: ...he's dead. RoccoB64: wait what EEWLARCEN: I dont wanna talk about it, but he was in an auto accident and didnt make it out of surgery. RoccoB64: Wait, seriously? EEWLARCEN: They...they just kept pulling his leg....just like im pullin yours. RoccoB64: wh RoccoB64: god I hate you EEWLARCEN: he has to do security at an event his gf is putting on. RoccoB64: Oh, alright. EEWLARCEN: No, you dont hate me, you care for Trizz, which is why you felt bad. RoccoB64: ahaha EEWLARCEN: Dont confuse your emotions. RoccoB64: Maybe. EEWLARCEN: So 2:30 tomorrow? RoccoB64: Yeah, that okay? EEWLARCEN: Zat is ze perfect. EEWLARCEN: How long you think it will take me to get out there? RoccoB64: Oh what, to drive here? EEWLARCEN: nah, gonna start walkin now EEWLARCEN: Yessir, to drive RoccoB64: haha RoccoB64: I dunno, couple hours? EEWLARCEN: Ok, if im too early, make me some breakfast! RoccoB64: I don't know if traffic will be weird tomorrow because of the holiday weekend or whatever RoccoB64: haha EEWLARCEN: yeah I gotcha. RoccoB64: Yeah, we'll be filming other little things before you get there anyway RoccoB64: We'll be around. EEWLARCEN: Hope your filming breakfast EEWLARCEN: hehe sounds good. RoccoB64: ahaha (Comment on this)
Friday, May 25th, 2007
12:47 pm	Dev doesnt question my sexyness shadow7214 (12:29:52 PM): so whats going on? EEWLARCEN (12:30:54 PM): Maxium decared me worlds sexist man EEWLARCEN (12:30:57 PM): That was kinda neat shadow7214 (12:30:27 PM): .....what?? shadow7214 (12:30:29 PM): link me shadow7214 (12:30:32 PM): or something EEWLARCEN (12:31:24 PM): No, just go buy the new issue. shadow7214 (12:30:51 PM): Maxium shadow7214 (12:30:58 PM): how the hell did you pull that off? EEWLARCEN (12:32:30 PM): I got an email asking if they minded if they added me to the list for top 30 of the internets sexist celebs EEWLARCEN (12:32:35 PM): So of course I said yes. shadow7214 (12:32:33 PM): thats cool. congrats...anything else? EEWLARCEN (12:33:58 PM): I got a 2 page spread in GQ EEWLARCEN (12:34:11 PM): It was crazy, they got me some really nice suits EEWLARCEN (12:34:18 PM): We did a photo shoot for an hour. EEWLARCEN (12:34:27 PM): I think it appears in the next issue. shadow7214 (12:34:25 PM): oh i hate you, i feel like you're lying to me shadow7214 (12:34:27 PM): anything else?? shadow7214 (12:34:32 PM): cause trizz IMed me asking if you told me yet EEWLARCEN (12:35:19 PM): Dude, why would I lie. shadow7214 (12:34:47 PM): cause you're leroy patterson shadow7214 (12:34:53 PM): and i'm lonely devesh verma EEWLARCEN (12:35:38 PM): Ohh yeah, Im gonna be the centerfold for playgirl. shadow7214 (12:35:01 PM): your name was larcen, i was X EEWLARCEN (12:35:44 PM): Im a little nervous posing nude. EEWLARCEN (12:35:48 PM): But shit man, its for the ladies shadow7214 (12:35:09 PM): yeah you're lying (Comment on this)
Tuesday, May 8th, 2007
9:27 pm	Wow Today was a great No Mercy Video Day.... We had like 5 deals hit today....tis the day to remember! (Comment on this)
Monday, April 23rd, 2007
7:15 pm	Holy Fuck its the Tidwells EEWLARCEN: I heard the tidwells wanna kick your ass EEWLARCEN: Id be careful if i was you. Nic9Kicks9: who the fuck is tidwells EEWLARCEN: You fuckin know who the tidwells EEWLARCEN: Cosmic Tidwell, and no gimmicks needed tidwell EEWLARCEN: They are gonna fight you! Nic9Kicks9: fuck um, ill kill them EEWLARCEN: But there are two of them, and one doesnt even need gimmicks to fight. Nic9Kicks9:  you think ivwe ever had a gimmick, im not that creative EEWLARCEN: Really stone cold chaz nicholas Nic9Kicks9:  i have no idea what your talking about EEWLARCEN: I have tapes..... Nic9Kicks9:  no you dont..... EEWLARCEN: You dishin out stunners all over the bash at the beach Nic9Kicks9:  when and i fighting these two fuckers? EEWLARCEN: The tidwells dont plan fights, they can come out of no where. EEWLARCEN: If I were you, id be afraid to even open your medicine cabinet Nic9Kicks9:  ok, well you gonna be around to capture this? i want my first mueder to be on tape EEWLARCEN: The tidwells cannot be caught on film, any attempts to do so creates unusable video. EEWLARCEN: Much like the sasquatch Nic9Kicks9:  this is interesting, cant wait EEWLARCEN: Im just kidding, the tidwells stopped backyard wrestling years ago. EEWLARCEN: The world is safe EEWLARCEN: for now. Nic9Kicks9:  im gonna find then and challenge them then... EEWLARCEN: Dont! Its suicide! EEWLARCEN wants to directly connect. Nic9Kicks9 is now directly connected. EEWLARCEN: *Photo of the tidwells* EEWLARCEN: THESE ARE THE TIDWELLS! Nic9Kicks9:  uh oh, im a dead man EEWLARCEN: I fuckin told you. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ EEWLARCEN: Id be careful if i were you. EEWLARCEN: I heard the tidwells wanna beat your ass eew  s h a  r  p: I'm the showstopper, the icon, the main event! eew  s h a  r  p: nobody can beat my ass EEWLARCEN: In case you forgot...there are two of them...and one..doesnt even need gimmicks. eew  s h a  r  p: so whats new EEWLARCEN: The Tidwells are pissed...but i guess thats not new...there always pissed and in fights. (Comment on this)
Wednesday, May 25th, 2005
3:33 pm	Future children EEWLARCEN: hows the belly? LadybugKISSES19: good, he kicks a lot LadybugKISSES19: you can call him Evan you know instead of "the belly" LadybugKISSES19: lol EEWLARCEN: so....is mercy kicking hard? LadybugKISSES19: im not naming him that Leroy LadybugKISSES19: save it fo ryour first kid EEWLARCEN: my children will not have names EEWLARCEN: nor will they be taught to speak EEWLARCEN: simple hand gestures is all they will be allowed EEWLARCEN: and every day of theirs will be spent in the basment, making their coffin EEWLARCEN: every night i will inspect the quailty of said coffin EEWLARCEN: then i will break it in front of them LadybugKISSES19: poor kids EEWLARCEN: and make them build another one tomarrow EEWLARCEN: and if they are good,l i will take them to mcdonalds EEWLARCEN: so what are you doin today? (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Saturday, May 21st, 2005
1:48 am	Well, is it? Fuzzy Tuesdays: dude Fuzzy Tuesdays: guess who I'm talkin to Fuzzy Tuesdays: after like....forever EEWLARCEN: who? Fuzzy Tuesdays: take a guess first, ass EEWLARCEN: jesus Fuzzy Tuesdays: he was in BYW with us EEWLARCEN: jesus Fuzzy Tuesdays: he had his own Fed EEWLARCEN: jesus Fuzzy Tuesdays: no, I want to talk to Dirrick but he's never on Fuzzy Tuesdays: lol EEWLARCEN: its jesus h christ isnt it? Fuzzy Tuesdays: naw dude, 'Dre Fuzzy Tuesdays: Andre Verdune Fuzzy Tuesdays: lol EEWLARCEN: ...so not jesus? (Comment on this)
Tuesday, March 8th, 2005
12:46 am	The truth about my truck tromatized22: what are yougoing to do with it? EEWLARCEN: buy a new truck EEWLARCEN: or feed the homeless EEWLARCEN: i dunno tromatized22: what happened to ur old truck? EEWLARCEN: it exploded, i was doing 170 on the freeway, i barley made it out alive tromatized22: so did you hit someone, or did they hit you? EEWLARCEN: Some guy sideswiped me and knocked me over the center divider, the truck rolled across the lanes and landed in a ditch EEWLARCEN: i quickly crawled out and left from the scene cause i smelt gas EEWLARCEN: a minute and a half later the car exploded tromatized22: okay, seriouly EEWLARCEN: ...fuck it if you wont belive me....i dont need to impress you (3 Comments |Comment on this)
Sunday, January 30th, 2005
1:55 am	Kayfabe HardcoreTrauma: homeless jimmy beat ya ass EEWLARCEN: wrestlings fake (Comment on this)
Saturday, January 22nd, 2005
3:53 pm	Funny convo part 2: The stagillian threat Gothika41591: hey EEWLARCEN: hello Gothika41591: wuts up EEWLARCEN: watchin bound and about to boot my scanner out the window cause its being lame EEWLARCEN: hows about you? Gothika41591: nm Gothika41591: u got a scanner Gothika41591: kool EEWLARCEN: not for long.....if it keeps acting up Gothika41591: lol Gothika41591: wanna c me Gothika41591: my pic EEWLARCEN: ummm.....ok Gothika41591 wants to directly connect. Gothika41591 is now directly connected. Gothika41591: </a> Gothika41591: like? EEWLARCEN: my friend erik said he wants to be in a relationship with you for 3 months it will be really nice because you wont be pressered into having sex but soon you will relize he isnt at all intrested in sec so you find yourself wanting more from a relationship and you dump him and he drowns in a pool of self loathing EEWLARCEN: and im happily taken Gothika41591: lol Gothika41591: wow EEWLARCEN: your a woman of many words Gothika41591: thanx Gothika41591: ur friend erik? is he im the room w/ u Gothika41591: *in EEWLARCEN: so what can i do for ya? EEWLARCEN: no actually erik is dead now Gothika41591: oo i sry EEWLARCEN: yeah me too EEWLARCEN: it was a cold winters day, and poor old erik got too far on the frozen pond Gothika41591: :'( EEWLARCEN: i will forever remember his tourterd scream...for there was only one, the water wuickly froze his vocal cords, making it unable for him to speak... EEWLARCEN: thank alot for bringing up that horrible memory Gothika41591: omg im soo sry EEWLARCEN: its ok, its something ive been dealing with for a great long time Gothika41591: do u got a pic EEWLARCEN: sure do Gothika41591: yea things like that never leave ur mind Gothika41591: can i c? EEWLARCEN: http://nomercyvideo.com/Bios/Leroy.htm Gothika41591: koolkool EEWLARCEN: so what persuaded you to im me? EEWLARCEN: how did ya run across my sn? Gothika41591: i donno Gothika41591: talk 2 me EEWLARCEN: have you ever read the 19th century guide to double sided toiet paper, by james aurthur scott? Gothika41591: ??????? EEWLARCEN: im gonna assume that means no, its a wonderful referance guide, i suggest you view it at your local library establishment Gothika41591: wow ur weird Gothika41591: gtg bye Gothika41591 direct connection is closed. EEWLARCEN: however from my viewpoint im quite normal....your the one im'ing random people and not knowing why EEWLARCEN: concordingly, i find you to be rather weird Gothika41591: ur weird EEWLARCEN: your a lazy typer Gothika41591: thanx EEWLARCEN: you are welcome. Gothika41591: bye EEWLARCEN: I AM KING OF THE ONION PATCH Gothika41591: right on EEWLARCEN: BOW TO BY SUCCULENT RADISH HARVEST EEWLARCEN: p.s. erik has a 6 pack Gothika41591: hes dead EEWLARCEN: doesnt mean he cant work out and keep a good figure....fuck hes dead...the ice....NNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Gothika41591: fuckin retard Gothika41591: bye EEWLARCEN: Wow..three whole words spelled correctly, no grammer....but i suppose thats asking too much Gothika41591: bye EEWLARCEN: WHEN RESURECTED ERIK CAN EASILY DO 100 PUSHUPS! EEWLARCEN: hey can i have a ride to work? Gothika41591: fuck you Gothika41591: and its not a offer Gothika41591: buhbye EEWLARCEN: well...at least not an offer that i would ever except, but no seriously give me a ride EEWLARCEN: i cant get fired Gothika41591: hey ur a piss infected cum bubble Gothika41591: buhye Gothika41591: bye EEWLARCEN: fuck..then let me borrow your car for a few hours EEWLARCEN: i need to run a coke mule into TJ Gothika41591: i live in a diff state EEWLARCEN: i dont care, have it delivered forthwith Gothika41591: fuck you moron EEWLARCEN: i am not a mormon, nor do i follow any sanctioned religion Gothika41591: WTF EEWLARCEN: can i borrow bus fare? Gothika41591: no EEWLARCEN: i mean since your gonna be rude and not transport me, ill have to rely on public services Gothika41591: ur fuckin dumb EEWLARCEN: I can make full sentances. EEWLARCEN: WOW! EEWLARCEN: As seen on tv. Gothika41591: bye EEWLARCEN: I am six pizzas away from a collapsed lung Gothika41591: bye EEWLARCEN: please help me o live Gothika41591: go eat six pizzs then Gothika41591: *pizzas EEWLARCEN: I cant belive you just threated me with death Gothika41591: lol Gothika41591: buh bye EEWLARCEN: i should call the police EEWLARCEN: Hey remember back in 64, you and i were at that company bbq? EEWLARCEN: your wife made that ravioli, and made me shit for like three days. Gothika41591: umm no i wasnt even born that long ago EEWLARCEN: We kept making jokes in the office afterwards, we called your wife shit giving gerdie Gothika41591: bye Gothika41591: mron Gothika41591: moron Gothika41591: fuckin faggett EEWLARCEN: No need to insult me, its your wife who cant cook for shit EEWLARCEN: how is gerdie by the way? Gothika41591: im a chic and im only 16 EEWLARCEN: still have that false wooden leg? EEWLARCEN: So your 16 and your lookin to spread your lame pic to men in hopes of some cyber love? EEWLARCEN: fuck and you call me a moron Gothika41591: yea u r Gothika41591: bye Gothika41591: for the millionth time EEWLARCEN: im not the one who is so insecure that she cant talk to men in real life, has to use some fake pic to get people to say they like her EEWLARCEN: *poops in the corner of the room* EEWLARCEN: *points at the poop* Oh man! did you do that? Gothika41591: eeewww and its not fake EEWLARCEN: I know your socially insecure but did you really need to take a crap on the floor Gothika41591: ur a faggett] EEWLARCEN: if by faggett you mean tacos, then hell yeah, thank you Gothika41591: i dont mean tacos i mean u like to fuck guys in the ass and u said hell yeah so go ahea Gothika41591: d EEWLARCEN: oh well then in that case your horribly mistaken, for in fact i have a loving girlfriend, but its understandable, you can never tell who is a gay nowadays, i mean, theres nothing wrong with them, its just a lifestyle i have no intrest in persuing EEWLARCEN: So do you like sports? Gothika41591: i said goodbye EEWLARCEN: and yet you keep responding, and havent blocked me....something tells me, you enjoy the truth i spit Gothika41591: bye EEWLARCEN: Point proven. Gothika41591: ur gay Gothika41591: im blockin u EEWLARCEN: your mistaken, and running out of 3rd grade insults Gothika41591: ur a flamer who is a herpe infested crabby scaley ass-hole EEWLARCEN: Point proven (x2) Gothika41591 signed off at 3:52:03 PM. EEWLARCEN: Do you have the proper medical training to diagnose such aliments? (4 Comments |Comment on this)
Monday, January 17th, 2005
11:22 pm	HAHA! something died in her anus EEWLARCEN: hiya Kelseykurt: wtf? EEWLARCEN: EXACTLY! Kelseykurt: dude, if i wanted to talk to you, i'd im you myself Kelseykurt: we didn't talk in high school Kelseykurt: and we don't need to talk now EEWLARCEN: well, drop me an im when your not a bitch. Kelseykurt: haha riiiight .. i'm the bitch.. you're the loser who's inlove with wrestling EEWLARCEN: and im the loser with a stunt dvd that i filmed and edited comming out this summer, im the loser with a long lasting relationship with my girlfriend, im the loser who wrestled in front of 1000's of people, im the loser who went to stunt school in australia, im the loser whos making something of my life, im the loser who isnt so fucking ashamed of herself that im open to conversation with other people..... EEWLARCEN: so in sumation.....bite my weiner Kelseykurt: haha Kelseykurt: ok Kelseykurt: will do Kelseykurt: have a nice life EEWLARCEN: you too....ohhh..and stay away from my weiner Kelseykurt: ew (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Thursday, April 29th, 2004
5:26 am	Wrestling stories Before i forget them all...im gonna start writing my stories down here If ya like em, neat, but these are mainly for me to read sometime in my life well i got into the buisness in 2000, i joined XPW's new wrestling school "the Asylum" and completed my year cource, while training i ended up doing ring crew on all there shows which lead to alot of awesome memories -The main event was a cage match between sabu and the messiah, i was asked before the show to go off the cage through a table, cause they wanted a cool security bump, i was down for that and they knew it. So i told myself before the show that if it was a really good show, id go off halfway, if the show was lame, id go off the top to make sure the fans got there moneys worth luck would have it that the show sucked. So off the top i went, however 5 minutes before the match, kevin klienrock ran over to me and told me that rob black (the owner) wanted to go through the table, so i would just fall to the concrete floor. Fuck it i said, i made a promise to myself and i intended to keep it. At the end of the match all of messiahs guys ran in and were beating on sabu, they relocked the cage so sabus manager grabbed me and threw me at the cage , i climed up to the top and met messiah up there, he seemed kinda freaked that i climed so high (this was a 16 foot cage) so he said "get down" i tol him it was cool, so he hit me i let one arm go and looked behind me, a sudden feeling of veritgo hit me and i relized, that wasnt the time to fall, i grabed the top again and was met with yet another punch, so i let go and took the 16 foot dive, as i flew backwards i could see my fellow security member andre climing up to where i was, i then hit the floor, and best to my knowledge blacked out for a few seconds, i kept my eyes closed even after i came to, and i wasnt out for very long because i felt andre (who i later found out was aiming for me) land right on top of me. I must have stayed there for a good 12 minutes, until i feel the cold hard slap of white trash johnny webb in attempt to wake me up, i came to and him and the rest of the wrestlers who saved sabu made there way to the dressing room. while i stayed behind to tear down the ring and pack it up for another show.... (3 Comments |Comment on this)
Monday, January 12th, 2004
2:05 am	meow meow well.....i spose i should write something but then again....what if the cia reads this and they relize im really barney the dinosaurs 5th cousin and then id never get any sleep well its about time for bed, so i spose its BEDTIME STORY TIME STORY THING MAN BOY THING TIME!!! WITH YOUR HOST: UNCLE LEROY Huh?..what..why the fuck did you wake me up...a bedtime story...no...sorry you keep crying ill give you something to cry about, tell ya what you get me another beer and we will see how i feel fine here is a quicky..and your lucky...i was havin that dream about the crab again Little Lucy Lindstrom went for her morning stroll, on this stroll she crossed paths with a gorilla named gary "hello mr gorilla sir" chimed Lucy, Gary immeadtly sprung to the air and came down hard on lucy, seperating the 3rd and 4th vertebre of poor lucy's spine. "Golly Gosh" quipped Lucy, "you nearly ripped me in half" Dumbfounded, the gorrila grabbed Lucy's motionless body and slammed it agaisnt a tree "wowzers" gasped Lucy as blood and teeth rushed out of her mouth "you really did some damage with that swing, you should play baseball" Gary then went ballistic and kicked Lucy soft spot first off the side of a nearby cliff. Then gary spead down the jungle path until he reached the bottom to find Lucy's remains. Satisfied with himself Gary proudly walked down the path until a small voice stopped him dead in his tracks. "This is a really nice bolder, even though it has split my head in two places, i really enjoy its earth tones and marvel at its curves" Gary then exploded into a million pieces, why you may ask, well gary, as a republican has a civil duty, what that duty is..well..no one knows, but dammit he has a duty. Lucy however made a full recovery until 2 years later when she stubbed her toe....she is still in a coma to this day The End (Comment on this)
Tuesday, January 6th, 2004
2:05 am	first post i need a page to get my thoughts out, and since i rarely see my dead journal here we go my parents anger me with there retarded drunkness if you watch the movie orange county, that mom, is exactly my mom in fact if i did drugs and my family was a lil richer, then that would be us exactly ive got stuff to work on right now, but figured id post a lil somethin somthin not that anyone will read this peace outside (1 Comment |Comment on this)